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I could do this forever and ever.

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Oh, no.

3
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Onesie, twosie.

4
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Ring a bell, my beautiful wildflower.

5
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I declare to goodness how you do carry
on, curly lock.

6
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I'm asking you all, would you be my
all's wife?

7
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Would you all give me all...

8
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Please, Maribel, if you'll marry me this
once, I'll never ask you all again.

9
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Sure enough, I'll marry you, Moe,
darling.

10
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Oh, Maribel.

11
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Sorry, girls, you'll have to wait for
the wedding till after the war.

12
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How long do you reckon it's gonna take y
'all to win?

13
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Oh, about a week, I reckon. You know, it
takes time to win a war.

14
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Sure enough.

15
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For such a man as you all, I'd wait till
the cows come home.

16
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But we haven't got a cow.

17
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Then we all get a cow.

18
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Right. Well, goodbye, cow.

19
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Lula Bell, I'm...

20
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Must be some other place, I reckon.

21
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No, I'm reckon. Oh.

22
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Hey, fellas.

23
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Look. Look.

24
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I joined. I joined. Pretty, huh?

25
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There's something wrong here. We don't
match.

26
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Company. Halt. Second squad, come in the
house.

27
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First squad, forward.

28
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Halt.

29
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Detail. Halt.

30
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Sergeant, follow me.

31
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Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

32
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Who is this man?

33
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He's our prisoner, sir.

34
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In the smokehouse, I reckon.

35
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I reckon they're gone. Say, we all
better hide you or you all gonna get

36
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full of holes. Oh, no, not that.

37
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Listen, here's what we gotta do. Who are
these men? These are my brothers, my

38
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prisoners, sir. I surround them. Good
work.

39
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Lock them up. Yes, sir.

40
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We all better get some Confederate
uniforms.

41
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We belong on his side anyway.

42
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You're right. Our hearts belong to
Dixie. You gotta come on.

43
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You see any trace of them? No, sir.
They're not around here, sir.

44
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All right,

45
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boys.

46
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It will all be over before we change our
clothes.

47
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Where's my cap?

48
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You all got the coat on, you fool.

49
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That's right. I knew I felt the draft.

50
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We all are
union men.

51
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Well, you belong to the wrong union.

52
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We all surrender. We surrender.

53
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But only to General Grubblebump.

54
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Who is General Grubblebump? You all
don't know who General Grubblebump is?

55
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he walk like this.

56
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General Grubblebump don't walk.

57
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He runs!

58
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Three Confederate spies just escaped.

59
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Go and get them!

60
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Foreign men, get them!

61
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I'm sorry.

62
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I didn't touch you, did I, Lieutenant?

63
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Blockaded on the south, encircled in the
east, and stalemated on the west.

64
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As a matter of fact, Colonel, we're
caught with our tents down.

65
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Our army is in a very precarious
position.

66
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If the Confederates hear about this,
we'll loss her.

67
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If we all can get that map down to his
headquarters, we all could win this war.

68
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Then we all could get married.

69
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Brother, you all ejaculated a mouthful.
We all is going to get that map.

70
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Oh, way down south in New York City, the
cotton grows on the trees so pretty. On

71
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the trees?

72
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On the trees.

73
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In the south?

74
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South Brooklyn.

75
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Oh, south of the Bronx where I was born.
The storms are rotten and the jokes are

76
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corn.

77
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I don't know

78
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Tell him to.

79
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Hey, where am I going to get a blue
uniform?

80
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I got it.

81
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You find them? Not around here, sir.

82
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I want those men.

83
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Well, we'll find them. Maybe they're in
that bar. We'll look in there. Yes, sir.

84
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Hey,

85
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did you men see three Confederate spies?

86
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No, we didn't see nobody.

87
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You're sure now?

88
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Search the place.

89
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We just make him flutter. There were two
men and one woman.

90
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Oh, so there you are, huh?

91
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How did he get in here?

92
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Fall in.

93
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As soon as I report that I've caught
this spy, we'll take him out and shoot

94
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Lock him up in the smokehouse. All
right, hunch.

95
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Say, we all got to get him out of this
here mess.

96
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It ain't going to be easy on him.

97
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,840
Nice idea, brother.

98
00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:09,160
Say, I reckon you boys is hungry.

99
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,540
Sure are. Give me one of them hams.

100
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A ham? Yeah.

101
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Look at that. Oh, look at that ham.

102
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Pack your rifles here, boys.

103
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Let's go and eat. Come on. Where'd I get
the knife?

104
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Oh, boy.

105
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Oh, look at that.

106
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Put those black cartridges back in the
rifle.

107
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Hey, Al, come on and get some of this
delicious ham. Come on.

108
00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:47,130
Charlie, come on. Some sliced ham is
swell. Come on.

109
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Hold on.

110
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Come on.

111
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Hey, Colonel Knox, when they all shoot
at you, all you have to do is, I

112
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understand.

113
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and be shot like a man.

114
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Ready?

115
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Aim.

116
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I reckon there is. I
ought to send you back to Massachusetts

117
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the fire.

118
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Stop and catch. We have the wrong guns.

119
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I'm going to faint.

120
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Get a little discipline around this,
Army.

121
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Bury the prisoner!

122
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:45,260
Paul Curley's dead.

123
00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:51,460
Hey, I could have sworn that corpse
moved.

124
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Sure, and if he had wings, he would fly
away.

125
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,640
Maybe we ought to ask him if he's dead
or not.

126
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Hey, corpse.

127
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Will you tell my dumb friend here
whether you're dead or not?

128
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Yes, I'm all dead as a doornail. He told
himself that he was dead.

129
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Wait a minute.

130
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He went around that -a -way. Let's go
this -a -way and head him off.

131
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,450
It's time to take a nap. Come on, get up
out of there. What happened?

132
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Come on.

133
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Come on out, Curly.

134
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The coast is still clear.

135
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Where you all? It's me all.

136
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Oh, that sure is all a grand disguise,
all.

137
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You got all the maps with you? Yeah, in
my blouse.

138
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Well, you all got to get your maps down
to headquarters.

139
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Yeah, go grab that horse and wagon,
quick.

140
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Oh, sure, I'm a bad horseman.

141
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Come on, we gotta get you back to
headquarters. Get a horse.

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With the power vested

143
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in me by the sovereign state, I now
pronounce you men and wives.

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To our charming brother.